Surveillance societyEverywhere our people go, we have them under observation. Sovereign WealthOh how we look upon those countries with debt problems and laugh, now we have you as our astute and dare I say 'prudent' leader. The proletariat are down-trodden no longer. Socialist ParadiseCongratulations comrade! You have remade this country in the very image of a socialist paradise. Poverty EradicatedNobody cheers as loud for you as those people you have raised out of poverty, in your triumphant mission to rid the curse of poverty from our country. Popular LeaderFew leaders have that special ability to be all things to all people, but somehow you have pulled off the trick of being popular with almost everyone. Our citizens are now under firmer control than ever before. Police StateIt seems nobody has been a stronger champion of the power of the state than you. One Party StateYou have all-but-banished the thought of any other political parties from the minds of the electorate, reducing other politicians to mere has-beens. Legitimate LeaderYou have managed not only to win election, but take majority of entire electorate with you, leaving no doubt you are this country's legitimate leader. LandslideThis is nothing short of an electoral landslide, which shows that you have fundamentally won the political argument in the minds of the electorate! We are proudly one of few nations taking our climate change obligations seriously. Kyoto AwardWe may be members of a small club, but it's an important one. IntelligentsiaYou have managed to preside over an unpallalled period of high educational achievement and turned this nation into the worlds intelligentsia. Our medical report has never been so positive! Healthly Minds & BodiesThey say nothing really matters as long as you ,or in this case, your entire country, has their health. Green UtopiaYou truly have made this country a green and pleasant land, free from the horrors of pollution, waste and damage to the climate. God's KingdomYou have done fantastic work in service of God, and restored our country's rightful status as one Kingdom under God, with pious and devoted population Somehow you have managed to win over the electorate to your political views.įilibusteringYou certainly have stamina for politics, you have been working away in your office for so long now that it's almost time to start the next days work!įlip FlopsYou have managed to second-guess your policy decisions so many times that the electorate are accusing you of being the 'flip-flop' politician.įree Market ParadiseWe can now truly hold up this country as the prime example of a free-market system, where everything and everyone is for sale at the right price.įull EmploymentHave you seen long queues of jobless citizens queuing for work? Neither have I, nor will I, in this land of full employment! The people owe their wealth and prosperity to your remarkable economic geniusĮgalitarian MiracleWe may not all look alike or sound alike, but under your leadership, we all now feel equal with our fellow man/woman/other.Įlder StatesmanYou have now been returned to power by people so many times, we are starting to wonder if it's worth putting anyone else's name on the ballot papers!Įlectoral SuccessSuccess! You have been democratically elected for another term. By just squeaking past the point needed for re-election you have managed to retain power, but are widely seen as a divisive leader.Įconomic MiracleYou have shown exceptional skill in managing economic affairs of nation. Budget BalancerUsing a combination of prudence and economic ability, you have managed to keep the country's finances in the black for five whole years.Ĭabinet GovernmentYou have managed to steer ship of state for six years without once having to resort to firing minister or enduring the embarrassment of a resignation.Ĭrime Free UtopiaLike nowhere else,citizens of this country can now walk streets safely,&sleep sound in their beds knowing crime practically consigned to history booksĭarwin's LegacyReligion has been all but wiped from our country, leaving society that believes in science, technology & evidence, rather than faith in religious textĭivisive LeaderA narrow victory.
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